" You poor girl-bamboozled sod."

— Thax Douglas (Poet and prophet of the late great everything)


“ Just got your book! So good! Punk rock! You’re so brilliant! I love it! Heart wrenching and smart! I’ll enjoy it forever! It’s like the most genuine stuff I’ve ever read. This book is real important. You’re so beautiful! It’s amazing!

— John Beabout (a musician that Jim loves, also he’s Homer Simpson)


“If John Hughes and Richard Brautigan (in a scientific miracle) had a baby who kinda looked like a young Mickey Rooney, Jim would buy weed from him . . . Jim’s poems are so good, you’re pissed off you didn’t write ‘em.”

— Dakota Loesch (Author, Musician, Film Maker, and minor socialite)


“Damn Jim, you’re always making me blush.” 

— Nicole Dyer ( a painter that Jim knows whose really really rich and famous)